Chastity – We prefer Lust
Temperance – A little Gluttony isn’t that bad
Charity – Never give Charity dates or sex when single, you could become coveted
Pride – Being humble will get you so much further. Plus, you’re probably not more awesome than your arch-enemy who’s dating the guy/girl you like
Greed – Loosen up
Wrath – Shit happens, deal with it and move on
Sloth – No one likes a lazy partner or lover
Single Starts With Sin™ 